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NH! In a “Only in the Free State” moment, I found my lost glove! After a month! On a trail at least 5 miles from my house! I’d been so bummed about losing one half of my favorite outdoor leather gloves back around Xmas. Today, there it was, sitting on a stick in the snow when I parked. How lucky is that?!?!
UPDATE:
Oh FFS! I forgot I THREW THE OTHER ONE AWAY because, remember how I said I was going to work on not clinging to things that do not serve me? Well, I actually went through the whole mental conversation of: “Com’on, what plausible use is there for one half of your favorite pair of gloves? You know you have to throw it away. You can do it.”
Now I don’t know what today’s lesson is all about… No wait! I do! The right hand giveth while the left hand taketh away. Or sumthang.
Poop.